I’ve a bit of a confession to make. Yesterday when I got a text from a pal to say I was mentioned on the back of the Irish Times,

I was unfortunately reading, in classic “Martin mode”, the Deaths column and was instantly gripped with panic as I thought she meant in the aforesaid column…and to make matters worse, hadn’t even noticed I was dead! Turning the back page to the “Classifieds”, I discovered myself in the far less dramatic ad for the Hermione Exhibition opening on Tuesday!